Bricks

If I could go back in time to ask anyone anything I wanted, I would go back and ask the Mesopotamians, "for the love of God, why on earth did you invent the brick?"

Seriously, if you think about it, the idea of a brick is moronic. "Hey guys, let's build this giant building out of bricks, that way it will take an army of masons a century to build it!" Yeah let's build buildings out of rectangles that are only a few inches wide. Great idea. Even cinder blocks have bricks beat, and as everyone knows, cinder blocks are filthy inbreeding tramps. Congratulations, bricks, you just got one-upped by a bunch of idiots who want to bone their aunt.

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