To any readers out there who are an avid user of Twitter, I'm sorry. I really am. I'm sorry your existence is so void of anything close to or comes near a life that it has been reduced to insanely obvious narcissism and stalker-life behavior. That's really what it is. Don't even try to argue. Why else would you constantly want to update what you're doing all the time so that anyone on the internet who has even less important things to do than you can read all about it?
And how in the freaking world is everyone so obsessed with celebrity twitter? Seriously? I guess it's just me, but I quite literally couldn't care less that Dane Cook says "I'm feeling a little dehydrated. Is heroin good for that?" or that John Mayer is "Doing vocal warmups, trying to simulate that 1am singing vibe in the afternoon." Now this next one is just really sad. Miley Syrus "Just bought Copeland's new record "Eat Sleep Repeat". It is genius just like all their other albums." Ok, first of all, I don't think I can listen to Copeland anymore. That makes me sad. Second of all, Miley, that album came out in 2006, it is no where NEAR "new." Idiot. And this statistic is truly sad: Tila Tequila has an average of 90 tweets a day. What?! What do her updates even say? "I'm updating my twitter right now"? It's to the pointer where even the President of the United States is on twitter. Doesn't he have more important things to do like... I dunno, run our country?
Here to sum up my feelings on celebrity twitter and actually just twitter in general, I present to you: Dr. Cox. (click)
Along with that charming video, I would also like to suggest this T-Shirt to anyone who feels the same way I do.
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haha funny...
ReplyDeleteyes, but the president of the United States DOES have better things to do, that's why he has someone twitter for him. Yes, there is actually someone in the white house who is paid to twitter for the president....
ReplyDeleteSo MY tax dollars are being spent so the president can have someone else write his own updates. I'm not surprised at all...
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