Deodorant

Oh boy, do I hate this stuff. Don't get me wrong, I love smelling fresh and clean for all the ladies out there, but sometimes the design and practicality of deodorant sticks just piss me off to no end. Are they trying to design these things with sub-par standards, or are the just incompetent morons who have inhaled too much Axe body spray in the locker when the one jock decides he needs to spray half the bottle on himself until it's literally condensed and started dripping on the floor, meanwhile causing permanent brain damage to everyone else in the room?

Either way, there's no excuse for this major flaw that I am about to unveil. Why in God's name is the bottom of the deodorant stick NOT attached the the bottom of the plastic in some way? Basically the way it's set up, when you get down to the last quarter of your deodorant container, you might as well throw it out because the deodorant stick falls out every time you use it! This just happened to me this morning: I walk into my to get dressed after my shower and an ample 5 hours of sleep and I go to apply my deodorant, but the stick falls out of the plastic, lands on the ground, and is now completely covered in dog hair (because I haven't vacuumed my room in months and my dog likes to shed in my room, but that's not the point, it shouldn't even fall out of the container in the first place.)

The brilliant guys who design these things MUST have realized this flaw. There's no way around it unless they don't actually USE deodorant (which, now that I think about it, is actually a completely believable possibility). This leads me to think that they designed this flaw into the product ON PURPOSE just to piss us off and force us to buy deodorant more often. Those Bastards.

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