Mondays

Before I start my rant today, I want to say something. You might have noticed that updates were pretty scarce this weekend. That might make some of you a little sad. I'm sorry. It's just that... well... I have a life. I'm not going to turn down my friends so that I can sit, hunched in front of my computer writing just for the enjoyment and entertainment of others.

So my weekend was pretty fun, I got to relax, hang out with some friends, stay up late, sleep in... all the stuff I weekend should be. The only thing worse than a weekend that ends is a weekend that ends followed by a Monday. Unfortunately the world has a pretty rigid schedule when it comes to the order of the days in the week, so Monday ALWAYS comes after the weekends. That sucks, doesn't it?

Well lucky for you, I have a way to brighten up your Monday and at the same time making it worse for everyone around you. If you've seen the movie Office Space, you'll know about this. Just go around to people on Monday's who look a bit sad or regretful that the weekend is over and just ask, "aw, do you have a bad case of the Monday's?" It pisses people off to no end, which makes your day that much better!

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